Blue & Blue Magazine
1 October 2013 | Published in Archive of Everything, Blog, Media, News | 5 Comments
The Old Collegian’s magazine of my high school, Sacred Heart College, asked me to write an article about myself, so I submitted the following. They refused to publish it (or even an edited version of it). I’m still trying to figure out why.
Anthony studied at SHC from 1989 to 1991. He graduated as the Dux of the College, Captain of the Debating Team and the reigning South Australian Monopoly Champion.
Selling out his Catholic roots, Anthony was awarded the C.A.S. Hawker Scholarship (known as ‘Australia’s Rhodes’) to live at the Anglican Residential College, St Marks, while studying at Adelaide University. He studied Economics and Law, and has been selling out ever since.
He started work as a lawyer at Finlaysons, representing banks, Y2K pundits and Today Tonight. Finding the inspiration overwhelming, Anthony turned to stand up comedy.
In 1999, Anthony was the South Australian runner up in Triple J’s Stand Up Comedy competition, Raw Comedy. It was the high point in a stand up career that saw Anthony go on to write, produce and perform his own comedy shows at the Adelaide Fringe in 2004, 2006 and 2008. The shows were unloved by audiences, critics, and his mother alike.
Deciding it might be better if he didn’t read out so much of what he wrote, Anthony started writing feature articles for Adelaide’s dB Magazine. In 2010, he self-published a book ‘2002: A World Cup Odyssey – or how I learned to stop worrying and love the game’. The book is a collection of comic blogs written by Anthony during his travels around Europe over the month of the 2002 World Cup. Print run, after print run, of the book has been sold, bought by Anthony, and given away to his friends.
Anthony now lives and works in Sydney. He is a commercial lawyer and the principal of his own firm ‘Jucha Legal’. He is once again a reigning state Monopoly Champion.
Anthony writes a monthly comedy column for the Law Society Journal called ‘Lexcursions’ and is a regular speaker at legal industry events – never quite having let go of stand up.
Living in sin with his de facto partner, Sally Read, Anthony is the father of a 2 year old boy, Kasper, and of twin baby girls, Genevieve and Tallulah.
Yes, he has three under three, and, this time, the joke is definitely on Anthony.
They did however publish this delightful photograph of me and my ‘bastard’ children, which was nice.